Someone informed me that yard signs were found in Columbia county, GA with the words "Taylor Bowles for President". After a google search, there is a Taylor Bowles running for POTUS. Taylor Bowles is the 2008 National Socialist Presidential Candidate and a big ol' Nazi. Yup, a Nazi. Only in America.
His candidacy doesn't provoke any outrage in me...it's just too damn ridiculous to even waste any energy being pissed. On his site, he lists his 21 point plan for a better America.
Here are some of the most funniest:
#5 - Affirmative Action Programs, forced busing, Black History Month, free grants to Israel, and the Martin Luther King federal holiday be abolished.
#9 - Needy White citizens shall be given cash assistance directly into their bank accounts and all useless schemes shall be closed down as they have become vehicles of commissions and bogus purchases.
#12 - Jobs to all, free college education to all to achieve a highly qualified work force, and fair distribution of national wealth among its White citizens shall be the guiding principles of the government
#16 - The people who have plundered the wealth of America shall be proceeded against appropriately.
#20 - Every White family( husband, wife and minor children ) shall be provided with zero interest mortgage loans to buy homes fitted with all necessary household gadgets like fridge, TV, computers, etc.
#21 - All non-Whites (including Jews) be respectively returned to their racial homeland or destination of their choosing and granted the sum of thirty thousand dollars each.
See how hilarious this guy is. #9 directly conflicts with #5 if all affirmative action programs are to be abolished. #16 makes absolutely no sense since non-White folks are not the ones who have "plundered the wealth of America". #21 is the dumbest but most rewarding since he's planning on giving all non-White people their choice in destination and $30,000 - shit, that's way better than that 40 acres and a mule promise that was never met.
Taylor Bowles is definitely proof positive that American politics brings out the freak in everyone.
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ZOMFG next HuffPo video post FOR REALZ.
At least he is upfront about his intentions. I'm pretty sure some of these goals are shared by more than one elected official, but they just haven't said it out loud.
We ought to book this guy for the Kudzu Vine.
It wold be funny. We can ask him what brand of fridges we get and all.
i hope its stainless steel. 30k and country of your choosing. doesnt sound too terrible.
Ah, Columbia County... where I grew up. I wish I could say I'm the least bit surprised.