Salon Reviews Russert and Dems.

I've wanted to post about Wednesday's debate of the Democratic candidates but I couldn't find the words. I found myself exhausted by the debate, and bored by all the commentary. That is until I read Salon's take on it, "What you missed while watching the new "Bionic Woman".

3 minutes. But Obama can't touch her. She survived the 1990s. She is married to the Six Million Dollar Man. They have the technology. They can rebuild themselves. "I agree with Barack," she says. "I think it's very difficult to know what we are going to be inheriting." Having embraced her opponent, she has defeated him.

The whole damn thing is hilarious.