Since I do voter targeting for a living I can expertly say that Congressman David Scott will not have a problem winning in November against Republican Dr. Deborah Honeycutt...again! She needs to fire her voter targeting firm and I mean quickly.
So I go to my mailbox today, which is a miracle in itself, and I see an envelope addressed to my former fiance'. I can tell its something political which I am very shocked. Shocked because when he lived at 30316 he couldn't even vote in this country. He's a trained classical pianist from Belarus, Russia.
So I open the letter - hell, it ain't a federal crime if the person has no longer occupied the current residence in a few years - Nita rules!
Lo and behold crazy Deborah Honeycutt has sent him a request for money. OK Deborah, how the heck 1) did your people get this address for him, 2) since I'm the only voter in the household why didn't I receive it, 3) the letter is clearly directed to African Americans and he's a White Russian - his name is unmistakable very Russian.
So here are parts of the letter. We need to know this stuff that they are sending out, so thanks Debra for your contribution to the political book. My thoughts are in italic.
Dear Friend,
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Deborah Honeycutt. I am a doctor. I'm from Atlanta, GA...
...And I am the Democratic Party's worst nightmare (I'm guessing the Republican Party's nightmare also)
Why is that you ask?
Because I am a black Republican woman and I am running for a seat in the U.S. House of Representatives. (entire sentence underlined).
This wasn't an easy decision for me. I know that this is going to be the fight of my life. (Um...that would be 2nd fight of your life since Scott kicked your butt in 2006. But keep the lying going since you're on to a good start.)
That's why I am writing you. (A white Russian who thought he was a libertarian when he couldn't even vote in this country.)
You see, I am a conservative. (bolded)
I believe in the value of hard work, personal responsibility, taking home more of what you earn and the sanctity of human life.
For many years now, the Democrat Party has been selling the black community a bill of goods. (and your Party has barely acknowledged that they are even Americans.)
They have been making worthless promises to entire generations of people. (ok and your Party just kills and maim us by starting worthless wars in other countries.)
I'm tired of it. I intend to call the Democrats on it in this election, and that terrifies them. (no, what terrifies us is that you will have access to a telephone and will call everyone.)