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Went to the Sweet Auburn Festival, and all I got was a ball sac for my car.

The Sweet Auburn Festival, otherwise known as the National 3 point U-Turn Society (NOTE: If you are considering buying a car to go cruising, neither the Hummer H2 nor any car with 24" rims can make a U-Turn on a standard street, this will cause you to have to go around the block thus defeating the entire point of cruising) seems to be featuring these hanging from the bottoms of cars (for the metaphorically challenged):

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I can't believe I missed out on this craze. Guess I will just skip ahead to buying this.


Some have gone too far.

Lest you think this isn't political, Florida has banned said balls.

4 Responses to “Went to the Sweet Auburn Festival, and all I got was a ball sac for my car.”

  • Clearly you need to get outside the perimeter more. They're called truck nuts, and have already been banned in Florida. Virginia tried to do the same this year, but I'm not sure they did.

  • The last shot reminds me of Idiocracy.

  • takes overcompensation to a whole new level

    ALSO 5 for 5 in the google reader guess who wrote the entry game today!

  • Not only that, but when YDG showed up to claim its booth, turned out there was no booth! No staffer, manager, or anyone "working" the event could tell us where the booth went. After such a great time at Fiesta Atlanta, getting our knees cut out by festival staff was disappointing.