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When Voter targeting goes awry

Since I do voter targeting for a living I can expertly say that Congressman David Scott will not have a problem winning in November against Republican Dr. Deborah Honeycutt...again! She needs to fire her voter targeting firm and I mean quickly.

So I go to my mailbox today, which is a miracle in itself, and I see an envelope addressed to my former fiance'. I can tell its something political which I am very shocked. Shocked because when he lived at 30316 he couldn't even vote in this country. He's a trained classical pianist from Belarus, Russia.

So I open the letter - hell, it ain't a federal crime if the person has no longer occupied the current residence in a few years - Nita rules!

Lo and behold crazy Deborah Honeycutt has sent him a request for money. OK Deborah, how the heck 1) did your people get this address for him, 2) since I'm the only voter in the household why didn't I receive it, 3) the letter is clearly directed to African Americans and he's a White Russian - his name is unmistakable very Russian.

So here are parts of the letter. We need to know this stuff that they are sending out, so thanks Debra for your contribution to the political book. My thoughts are in italic.

Dear Friend,

Allow me to introduce myself.

My name is Deborah Honeycutt. I am a doctor. I'm from Atlanta, GA...

...And I am the Democratic Party's worst nightmare (I'm guessing the Republican Party's nightmare also)

Why is that you ask?

Because I am a black Republican woman and I am running for a seat in the U.S. House of Representatives. (entire sentence underlined).

This wasn't an easy decision for me. I know that this is going to be the fight of my life. (Um...that would be 2nd fight of your life since Scott kicked your butt in 2006. But keep the lying going since you're on to a good start.)

That's why I am writing you. (A white Russian who thought he was a libertarian when he couldn't even vote in this country.)

You see, I am a conservative. (bolded)

I believe in the value of hard work, personal responsibility, taking home more of what you earn and the sanctity of human life.

For many years now, the Democrat Party has been selling the black community a bill of goods. (and your Party has barely acknowledged that they are even Americans.)

They have been making worthless promises to entire generations of people. (ok and your Party just kills and maim us by starting worthless wars in other countries.)

I'm tired of it. I intend to call the Democrats on it in this election, and that terrifies them. (no, what terrifies us is that you will have access to a telephone and will call everyone.)

Other good stuff in the Honeycutt letter:

I feel compelled to take on this important challenge at this time...

...Because I had had it with the Democrat Party and the extreme liberal activists that run it. (RuralDem did you give her that sentence?)

I'm not taking on just any Democrat -- I'm taking on David Scott, a staunch member of the very liberal Congressional Black Caucus. (ok dumbass, first David Scott as "very liberal" makes me spill drinks on my laptop and secondly, your letter is supposedly targeted to blacks so again why would they hate the Congressional Black Caucus?)

The liberal Democrats have given the black community nothing but a sense of victimization for nearly half a century. (aaah, the good ol' Reagan days when people sold their refrigerators for a hit off the crack pipe. The days when prosperity was rolling through the hood.)

Self-appointed "black leaders" leaders like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton have used their influence with black people in the Democrat Party in order to gain great personal power. (I can't hate on that statement, but I think they just scared a whole lot more white people in the Party than influenced black Democrats.)

They've sold us out for 30 pieces of silver, and I intend to say so. (sweetie, you're still talking to a white Russian who didn't grow up in this country less more in urban American.)

It's time for the Democrats' stranglehold on the black community to end! (again, he's Russian. Not that much reference to all our struggles in the black community.)

And through the Welfare State, they have nearly driven black fathers out of the home by creating an incentive for parents not to stay together. (oh no she didn't go there. Bee-otch what are you smoking...apparently the really good stuff. Yup, it was those damn Democrats. Nah, nothing to do with 12 years of the moronic Bush family.)

They say that Republicans don't care about anyone but the rich. They've even implied that Republicans are racist. (no clearly not racists and this letter just proves that you are so down with your peeps in the hood.)

This makes my blood boil. (please make sure it stays at a high temperature until your skin peels off and we can really see what you are made of)

For my opponent to vote to legalize the killing of a child that is capable of living on its own outside the womb (or any child, for that matter) is absolutely chilling. (Lordy why didn't she include the infamous and graphical pictures that the other GA black Republican, Melvin Everson, is fond of showing).

Yes -- he [Scott] is completely beholden to the most radical wing of the Democratic Party. They own him. (again with making me spit out on my laptop. David Scott and Radical Democrats, WTF??)

I hope after reading this, you understand just how important it is for our party to help elect black conservatives in this country, who will go to Washington and stand up to liberals like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. (just a little geography lesson - Jesse is in Chicago and Al is in New York. They only come to DC to raise hell).

What a straight up FREAK!! Glad she is on their side...ya'll can keep her. This one left the sanity range a long time ago.

But, seriously Deborah, fire your voter targeting company cause they really do suck. But I guess its hard for this crazy to even know that she has been hoodwinked. Been had. Been took. Been led astray, run amuck. Been bamboozled. By the way, Deborah that's a Malcolm X quote - ever heard of him - fist up baby!

Comments (4)

Jules [TypeKey Profile Page]:

She is so special... thanks for this. It's a doozie.

Note to Debbie: I doubt you're my worst ngihtmare, but clearly she's her own. Wasn't she the woman who last time wrote on her website she had her elderly Momma vaccuuming or something equally wack?

Oh and every time I read "white Russian" I got thirsty for one, even if it a bit early.

innerredneckexposed [TypeKey Profile Page]:

I live in the 5th. I had to get my car serviced and the place i was going to go to had her sign in front. So two acts of dumbassery there, yardsigns in the wrong district and a business putting them up. I didn't patronize the establishment.

About the name thing, i have many a Russian comrade named "Andre" and at least two black comrades named "Andre" as well, so the very Russian name might have made her go, well maybe he is black. I mean I am just trying to help her out a little.

-Thunder (Official BforD Representative to the Polish Mafia)

allison [TypeKey Profile Page]:

The first name may have been misleading, particularly if he went by it's nickname in stead of his proper name. However, I doubt that his last name had any ambiguity what so ever.

Smitty [TypeKey Profile Page]:

nope...his first and last name make Putin's name as normal as growing up in Kansas. His name is definetely Belarussian.

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