In the past two days history has been made, but a few items have rolled off the front pages before I could properly mock *cough* acknowledge them, so here goes...

Evita Palrone apparently was a bigger dingleberry than we could imagine. Yeah and I have a really active imagination. Love the part where they called her and Todd "Wasilla hillbillies" (which might actually be an insult to hillbillies). Didn't they understand all about being "rainbow adored"? Oy, did they think you get that way shopping at TJ Maxx?

Oh, and the Moose mama is apparently a wee bit of an exhibitionist too.

Also, I want to know when and where the "charity" auction for those outfits will take place. Seriously, I would love to own that red "thriller" jacket.

Condi's usual frozen face actually displayed a crack over the election of Barack Obama. What's up with that? Did she finally grow a heart?

The secret meeting of the GOP turned out to be not so secret and I'm thinking of gate crashing it later in my Valentino and Louis V. Anyone want to join? We could get there pretty quick, this jet is available...

Oh, and rats they are fleeing the USS GOP... but Eric Cantor? Really? Let me tell you right now, he's gross and a very bad idea.

Greg Palast is not impressed with us.

In the news of the weird... Candidates for local office in Brazil can either register under their own names or make them up, and in the October election this year, three candidates chose "Barack Obama" (none won), and others registered under "Bill Clinton", "Jorge Bushi", and "Chico Bin Laden", but more than 200 offered themselves under the name of the country's popular president, Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva. [Daily Telegraph (London), 10-1-08]

No doubt I missed others, free free to chime in.