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Move over, John Ensign

By Ataru Atlanta on June 24, 2009 3:03 PM | Comments (7)

Our favorite holier-than-thou governor of one of the holiest-than-all-y'all states has admitted that his recent absence was due to him having an extramarital affair in Argentina. This is so deliciously salacious on so many levels. Lindsey Graham and Jim DeMint will *love* this.

Tom Crawford has more...

Comments (7)

innerredneckexposed | June 24, 2009 4:09 PM

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! That has nothing to do with the story excpet........ WE ARE ABOUT TO KICK ARGENTINA'S FORMER COLONIZER'S ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

innerredneckexposed | June 24, 2009 4:23 PM

WE DID IT! TAKE THAT REST OF THE WORLD!

U-S-A! U-S-A!

USA PWNS YOUR SPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!

Jules | June 24, 2009 9:59 PM

that press release was a complete train wreak.

Who on earth puts a press conf together featuring a man who clearly is an open gaping wound. Anyone who thought that would "help" needed to loose their job.

Zaid | June 24, 2009 11:22 PM

That man doesn't need to lose his job he needs a medal for making Sanford look that ridiculous.

innerredneckexposed | June 24, 2009 11:32 PM

This thread shows how non-cosmopolitan BforD is. Not one mention of the USA KICKING SPAIN'S ASS IN SOCCER!

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