A simple plan for a clean sweep in 2010

OK Georgia Democrats we can win the entire enchilada in 2010. A clean sweep! If we stick to one message: If the Georgia Republicans could care less about their own families what makes you think that they care about YOUR family. Easy as pie.

The Georgia GOP’s code of ethics is cracking by the minute. Every since the lead singer of the GOP Boy Band member faked his suicide and was waxed on tv by his ex-wife, the rest of the band is folding. Other band members, Cagle, Johnson, and Burkhalter, who once sold out shows to every tween aged staffer and lobbyist, are about to go down in flames.

The time is now for Georgia Democrats to convey to the State’s Independent voters that we have their family interests first and foremost in every legislative action. The time is now to tell them that Georgia Democrats and their vision for the State of Georgia cannot be bought and sold to the highest lobbying firm.


We can do without Georgia Democrats making cheesy videos declaring that they have never “stepped out on their wives”. All we need is a simple message to convey to Georgia families that we won’t screw over your families like the GOP does with easy and tawdry lobbyists. A simple plan.

And for the love of everything that is holy, for all those Georgia Democrats that have lots of skeletons in your closets, please STFU and refrain from preaching any sanctimonious tales of how the GOP is so corrupt. We don’t need you grandstanding. You will just muddy the waters.

Please also take note on how to convict a wayward Republican legislator. Buh Bye to NY senate majority leader Bruno.

UPDATE: Burkhalter pulls his name from House Speaker anointing. And the hits keep coming…

UPDATE II: One last question, now that Richardson is gone, who gets Mike Jacobs as their bitch?


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4 responses to “A simple plan for a clean sweep in 2010”

  1. Rubyduby Avatar
    Rubyduby

    Oh dear sweet Bernita…I’m sitting next to Jules snickering at the mere thought of the DPG getting it together to put a cohesive plan in place and implement it.

    You would think the proper course of action would be a no brainer and yet…

  2. J.M. Prince Avatar
    J.M. Prince

    Fun post. But before the ‘vision’ thingy there was the title. ‘A simple plan for a clean sweep in 2010’. I hear the echoes of ‘a cunning plan’ in a certain accent. But certainly one of my top wishes for the new year. BTW: The need for the actual recordings evidently is still vital. This from someone who still well remembers ole ‘Tricky Dick’ Nixon. That took a long time to come to fruition too. JMP

  3. SpokenJoken Avatar
    SpokenJoken

    Agreed, the time is now if there ever was one. I haven’t seen a lot to give the Democrats in this state a lot to be hopeful about so far though…

  4. Jules Avatar
    Jules

    never happen, you used words like “plan” and “vision”

    bwhahahhahahahahha

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