I find it hilarious that Georgia Republicans need a piece of paper to tell them to keep their pants zippered. Zippered up cause so many of them believe that not only should they rule all the women of Georgia but that they should also be in their panties. Georgia Republican Jim Coyle wants Republicans to take a pledge stating that each legislator should “Be faithful to one’s spouse and family”. Seriously grown men (and women) who stood before God and made promises to the person whom they supposedly love need to now take a pledge? If they broke their pledges to God and to their spouses, what makes us voters believe that they will actually uphold this new pledge. I mean the piece of paper that should have instilled in them the need to keep their pants zippered was that silly old paper called a marriage license.
I’m not married so maybe I don’t know all that goes with that entire marriage vows thingy. But I’m also not a farmer and I do know that planting roses in December may not yield positive results. So one would think that married Georgia Republicans would know that planting their body parts in persons not their spouses would also not yield positive results. Call me crazy for thinking that the Party of Family Values actually cared about their own families. Georgia voters already knew that the Georgia GOP didn’t care about our families – but dang one would think that they cared about their own. I thought that was the first rule of evil empires – take care of your own. And the second rule was – no one matters but us.
I wish I could be a fly on the wall at the Georgia Republican caucus meeting tomorrow. I wonder if they will all stand up and say they are adulterers…”Hi my name is Glen Richardson and I am an adulterer”, “Hi my name is Casey…” and so forth and so on. Or will it break out into a dodge ball match where all the adulterers stand on one side and the 1 faithful person stands on the other side. Either way it’s gonna be a very sad pissing match with the Georgia Republicans trying to figure out how to get out of this public relations nightmare.
Keep the Christmas presents coming Georgia Republicans. Ya’ll totally rock. Georgia Republicans’ meltdown = Best Christmas evah.