Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays. Little dolls. Me. Like maybe little action dolls. Me in an army uniform, air force uniform, and me in my suit. They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the holidays and Christmas for the kids. That’s something that would create jobs. So you see I think out of the box like that. It’s not something a typical person would bring up. That’s something that could happen, that makes sense. It’s not a joke.


6 Responses to Creating Jobs the Alvin Greene Way

  1. “Let’s get South Carolina back to work from Alvin, South Carolina, to Greenville, South Carolina. Let’s reclaim our country from the terrorists and the communists.”

  2. JMPrince says:

    But Ed’s already volunteered! He needs a ‘special’ A team to tune up for this task too:

  3. Jules says:

    I couldn’t care less about this character, and frankly I think this keeps us all “ginned up” and distracts us from the very real and frightening assortment of candidates that are running for office.

  4. JerryT says:

    I would buy one. I wonder if I could afford it if they made them in South Carolina?

  5. Sara says:

    Whaaaaat? My head is going to explode.

    No way in f-ing hell this guy is not a damn plant intended to make SC Democrats look stupid. He’s doing an excellent job of it ,too.

  6. Steve Golden says:

    I was debating posting this on GALiberal, but I decided against it, primarily because I was unable to stop laughing. The tears burned my eyes, so I had to go to the hospital for surgery.

    Has a Democrat ever said that DeMint might just be the better choice?