Paul Greenwood, who was a hedge fund manager, and defrauded his clients to the tune of $500 million, is singing a sad song today, because today is the day his prize teddy bear collection goes to auction.

Deunited, and it hurts so bad:

So lesson for all you kids out there, playing with Teddy Bears leads to personal ruin, but not immediately, so keep it up.


One Response to Sad Days for the (formerly) Super Rich

  1. Delicate Flower says:

    I been thinking about this today but it is kind of poetic/awesome/LULzy that a major criminal collects teddy bears.