Maybe this is the primary challenge a certain South Georgian has been waiting for:

“I’m the next president,” Greene went on. “I’ll be 35 … just before November [2012], so I was born to be president. I’m the man. I’m the man. I’m the man. Greene’s the man. I’m the man. I’m the greatest person ever. I was born to be president. I’m the man, I’m the greatest individual ever.”

Alvin Greene, the comedic gift that keeps on giving.

 

5 Responses to Alvin Greene for President!

  1. Steve Golden says:

    Re: your first line

    I love you.

  2. Gunner says:

    What happened to his lawyer? It said he never showed up to court.