Seriously, you thought I forgot?

Lonnie Rashid Lynn Jr read some poetry at the White House yesterday, and dang if the right wing didn’t get their undies in a bunch. Seriously people, let it go. Not all rappers are Tyler, if you want to hate on anything he did artistically how about this movie.

Not so fast Newt, I’m going to disagree that A’murica really does need your leadership. Oh and what’s with plagiarizing the Democrats slogan. WTF?

My favorite quote ev’ha about Newt comes from Joe.My.God blog.  Joe’s take on Newts complicated “lifestyle choices” is priceless.

Newt Gingrich would like to remind everybody that that marriage is between one man and one woman whom you abandon riddled with cancer on her hospital bed while you fuck the shit out of your mistress whom you later marry and cheat on with a third woman while screaming with Godly moral outrage about the infidelities of the president.

Joe doesn’t suffer homophobic hypocrites lightly.

Finally we’ve got Congressman Ab-roller. I’ll spare you the more graphic comments from the blogs I saw this posted on. He claims to work out 2 hours a day. Having seen his performance on Meet the Press,  it’s easy to believe, cause he sure isn’t reading position papers and getting briefed on policy.  Pretty tho.

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10 Responses to Snark Thursday, week 2.

  1. JMPrince says:

    Run Forrest, RUN!!

    Ahem. Lovely Ms. Snark she was, she’d be about 93 today too. More snark here for a selective review of about 800 years of Western Classical Music as seen by YouTube. I know, almost all my favs were left out too! But still interesting just the same:
    http://www.limelightmagazine.com.au/Article/254537,classical-music-a-history-according-to-youtube.aspx/0

    JMP

  2. Jen B. says:

    Speaking of snark, who are the Democrats going to run in the next gubernatorial and senate races? Do we have a bench?

    • Steve Golden says:

      It’s a fair point that I myself had been thinking of. I’ll post some of my horrible ideas later.

      • Jules says:

        I Love Al.. don’t hate

        • EGaluszka says:

          I’m being sincere! I think this next race is pretty hopeless, so why not have someone excellent to debate Nathan Deal?

          • Jules says:

            If only Al lived in GA.. he’s originally from SC.. in 2004 when he was on ballot I voted for him. Kerry already had it in the bag here.. so I figured why not vote for Al.. he at least kept the debates interesting.

            Humor=vote from me.

    • Matt says:

      We have no bench of current statewide officials. Of our current members of Congress. We’re left with either recycling defeated candidates, poaching our Congressional or state legislature ranks, or find some rich people to make the plunge. I’m starting to wonder if the third option is the way to go.