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Welcome to “Snark” Thursdays!

As I just commented, there has been a somewhat serious decline in the amount of bitchiness and snark around here. We’ve become entirely too PC for my taste.

You know, like caring about others by encouraging donations, asking you to show up at events where you would meet great folks running for office, or my god-gasp learning something about our complicated Civil Rights history.

Bah, I say.

Lets dish on things totally not related to making this state better… like these fabulous stories:

The Donald’s loony assertions that Hawaii is a foreign land, and how did that black kid get into Harvard or some such clap trap

Well, duh-obviously OBL wasn’t buried at sea. I know from EVERY spy novel I ever read he’s in a cold storage facility on the Gowanus Parkway in Brooklyn wrapped in bacon.

I heard Sarah! wanted to send SEALs and Crofts to get OBL.

So blog peeps, what have you got?

But I gotta tell you it’s going to be hard to top this story.

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17 responses to “Welcome to “Snark” Thursdays!”

  1. JMPrince Avatar
    JMPrince

    Nowhere to put this, but just for Jules. Less snark than amazing:
    http://damascusgaygirl.blogspot.com/2011/04/my-father-hero.html

    JMP

  2. Jules Avatar
    Jules

    Actually has something to do with projecting an image onto the buildings.. well.. so THEY say.

  3. EGaluszka Avatar
    EGaluszka

    Cocaine?

  4. Jen B. Avatar
    Jen B.

    Oh right. Forgot Hawai’i wasn’t really part of this country since Obama was born there.

    Or so he claims.

  5. Kate Fowler Avatar
    Kate Fowler

    In celebration of 125 years in business, Coca Cola is draping their building in white sheets? Is this symbolic of something popular during their early days in business?

  6. Julianal Avatar
    Julianal

    Afternoon snark… seems Saxby was fooled by some internet photo shop of a dead Bin laden, which I find hilarious in a “your karma is screwed” kind of way…since wasn’t he the guy who got elected in 2002 by morphing Bin Ladens face on his opponent Sen. Max Cleland?

    You thought we forgot about that Saxby…not f’ing likely.

  7. EGaluszka Avatar
    EGaluszka

    Have a happy Cinco, everyone. Try not to get hit by a bus in a drunken stupor.

  8. Not "Mel" Avatar
    Not “Mel”

    Why do you hate America?

  9. JMPrince Avatar
    JMPrince

    And of course Hell has frozen over when yet another Reagan era Republican (all economists) says we need higher taxes in one form or another:
    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/05/opinion/05feldstein.html?_r=1

    And now Marty Feldstein says so too. So Hell. Frozen. Arctic & Antarctic? Thawing & melting. Our new world. JMP

  10. sunkawakan Avatar
    sunkawakan

    Why do so many Republicans wish to skull-f**k OBL’s dead body? Do they do this high on bath salts, pontificating about the Tenth Amendment while basking under energy-deficient incandescent light bulbs and whining about microchips in their nether regions?

  11. JMPrince Avatar
    JMPrince

    It takes real undergrads to know & understand where OBL was:
    http://web.mit.edu/mitir/2009/online/finding-bin-laden.pdf

    Or come awfully close, During the Bush administration too.
    JMP

  12. Ed Avatar
    Ed

    First–you haven’t lived ’til you’ve gotten high off bath salts.
    Second–if a grown man wants to wear ladies undergarments…all I’m saying is don’t judge.
    Third–who HASN’T had some experience with a dead goat.

    I mean…come on.

    Also, I need snark lessons. I’ve become just an asshole, no snark left.

    “You go to war with the snark you have!”

  13. Jen B. Avatar
    Jen B.

    I would just be happy if we started spelling Hawaii as Hawai’I.

  14. Kate Fowler Avatar
    Kate Fowler

    Another reason for Thursday to be my favorite weekday – BfD Snark Thursdays!

  15. "Mel" Avatar
    “Mel”

    Taking odds that the kid with the goat will be running as a Republican in 10 years. Goat story will be passed off as “youthful indiscretion”. Opposing Democrats will be charged with hating bath salts and, by extension, America.

  16. Julianal Avatar
    Julianal

    Excellent start “Not “Mel””

  17. Not "Mel" Avatar
    Not “Mel”

    I don’t mean to sound arrogant or anything, but I think you need to take one of your extra periods after the word “stories” and deposit it after the word “trap.”

    Also, on your last link it’s odd that you didn’t include the “t” in the link… I’ll assume this is because you have some sort of weird anti-t philosophy.

    And yes, I ain’t using my real name cause I don’t want no haters’ to hate… because some people really don’t get good humor these days… but most of you will either be able to identify my writing style or be an administrator here who can see the e-mail address I put in and know my number one mission in life is to smile. 🙂

    Life is too fun sometimes.

    Oh, I also don’t see why you needed to attack so many Democrats in the writing of this blog post.

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