As has been reported Newt Gingrich will suspend his campaign at 3:00pm today. While this isn’t exactly news, the campaign hasn’t been more than an elaborate joke of a book tour, hopefully it is finally over.

Gingrich won just two contests – in South Carolina and in Georgia, which he represented in Congress for 20 years. His campaign has reported being more than $4 million in debt, or eight trips to Tiffany’s.

However, I will miss the fabulous third Mrs. Gingrich with her awesome retro wardrobe, architecturally sound hairdo and life sized plushy bodyguard.

2 Responses to Gingrich Campaign, the final chapter

  1. JMPrince says:

    And again, lest we forget the magic here:

    Somewhere in the latter days he managed to get one of the oldest vintage Newt’s I’ve ever seen, other than the [Urp!] baby pics too. JMP

  2. Dave Bearse says:

    Leave it to fiscal conservatives like Newt to stay in the race long after he should have dropped out at a cost to taxpayers of thousands of dollars a day in Secret Service protection.