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January 10, 2007
Public Service Announcement
I have read and carefully considered every post and every comment on this blog since its inception. And I have come to one conclusion. Y'all need some remedial spelling help. So, here's a helpful crib sheet for the orthographically impaired* among you. Any other obsessive-compulsive word freaks out there should feel free to add any words I've left out.
HYPOCRITE: one who affects virtues or qualities he or she does not have. See also, HYPOCRITICAL, HYPOCRITICALLY, HYPOCRISY
LOSER: one that loses. Compare to LOOSER: less rigidly fastened.
SEPARATE: to set or keep apart, to make a distinction between.
CONSCIENCE: the sense of moral goodness. Compare to CONSCIOUS: capable of, or marked by thought.
ITS: of or relating to it as a possessor. Compare to IT'S: contraction of it is or it has.
THEIR: relating to themselves as possessors. Compare to THEY'RE: contraction of "they are". Compare to THERE: in or at that place.
WEIRD: strange. Compare to WIERD: not a word.
LICENSE: permission to act.
Finally, one bonus punctuation tip! An ELLIPSIS is a mark indicating an omission, espcially of words or letters. It consists of THREE dots (...) or asterisks (***).
* Any leetspeakers have a pass as long as they don't abuse the privilege.
Posted by PaulaG at January 10, 2007 05:56 PM
Comments
And for god's sake people, it's HOMICIDE, not HOMOCIDE.
Posted by: Jen B.
at January 10, 2007 06:42 PM
Wurd!
Posted by: griftdrift
at January 10, 2007 06:44 PM
D00d! Paula, this post is teh awesome!!1!1! L0Lz! ;)
Posted by: Greg Greene
at January 10, 2007 07:40 PM
Another one, though it is not as important after the election, but when talking about a political comercial, it is ad, not add. Everytime i saw "add" I cringed.
Posted by: angrydem
at January 10, 2007 09:38 PM
Ugh, n00bs. It is teh educationamal system, teh Bush is teh sux0r. 4 b0t c0uld sp34k b3tt3r.
Posted by: Benson
at January 10, 2007 10:08 PM
It's HOMOCIDE in Midtown, OK?
Posted by: Possum
at January 10, 2007 10:49 PM
Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive.
Posted by: shelby
at January 10, 2007 10:52 PM
Ah, comments from the "Pre-No Child Left Behind"-era.
Posted by: yardman5508
at January 11, 2007 09:15 AM
One important exception to the rule for articulated above for the pesky ellipsis--there are four points when the ellipsis is marking an omission at the end of a sentence.
Posted by: Jenna
at January 15, 2007 01:56 PM
Indeed, use four dots to indicate an omission at the end of a sentence. Technically, however, that's not a four-dot ellipsis, rather the usual three-dot ellipsis plus a period.
Posted by: PaulaG
at January 15, 2007 03:26 PM
Oh Mother of God! All this talk of DPG and presidential candidates in the plural demands we add another grammar lesson to the blogosphere: do NOT use an apostrophe to denote the plural of a proper noun. To wit:
The punditry is replete with James Carvilles.
We have no Howard Deans lying around in Georgia.
The Clintons are back. Not that they ever left.
Posted by: shelby
at January 22, 2007 07:51 PM
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