Category: Bullshit
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TGIF or something
Sweet baby Jesus on a breadstick what a week. Everyone knows that if you leave the teabag in the water too long it gets bitter. The bitter kittens have spoken. The Holy Spirit had something to say, but I think only one person heard it. Sen. Ted Cruz has a undisclosed Caribbean land deal? Say it’s…
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What? Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is!
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! (Sen. John Blutarsky) This just in from the Tip Line. “Chairman Porter will have to resign his seat on the DNC, and a new election called for his replacement.” So folks, if your summer was ruined by the election shenanigans of today….we can look…
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Meh
I’ve been gone for a couple weeks, so I’ve missed some sh*t around here. Did the sun ever come out? Did it really rain every day? My tomato plants are 10 feet tall, no I am not exaggerating. The notoriously slow on the uptake Catholic Church finally got around to banning child pornography at the…
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Hey, look here we’ve already had the Alice in Wonderland post once! Now on to Oz!
Apparently I was too hasty, and should have waited for “Wonderland” to have two possible three new residents, none named Nunn. Welcome to Oz. I realize the Republican guys beat me to the punch on “Dr. Rad” and a Mr. John F. Coyne, III. First up, Dr. Rad “says he won’t have any ties to the “machine”…
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Alice in Wonderland Open Thread
“Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.” (not sure how long this will last) “If you drink much from a bottle marked ‘poison’ it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.” “Curiouser and Curiouser” “I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been…
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Dear John, oops I mean Mike
We need to break up. It’s not you, it’s us. No, really it is. I know this comes at a difficult time for you what with your serious health and professional troubles, but it can’t be avoided any longer. We stayed as long as we could, through thick and thin, but this week we realized…