August 2009 Archives

It has come to my attention that a certain candidate running statewide has been seen at far too many political events sporting a look best described as a big rumpled mess. 

DFI has her eyes everywhere, and while we are willing to over look the odd fashion tragedy. We are not going to allow slovenly habits.

Tips below on how to avoid being outed here.

Ok chickens, this should not come as any huge surprise to ya....

Do you need a hint?

I called her the "Devil Wears Payless" in the day, took some crap for it, but I stand by my comment.

It is completely inexcusable to sweat through a shantung silk suit like this, oh the horror! 

Seriously, how is it after all the money spent to dress her and her kin up, so they didn't look so "country comes to town", no one told her about dress shields?

Oh and men, you should always wear t-shirts under your dress shirts, it's your first layer of defense.