Screw you, David Eggers. Screw you.
If I ever meet you in a dark alley, I will be the one starting the wild rumpus on your ass.
August 2009 Archives
It has just come to my attention that there is a Saturday morning cartoon called "Sushi Pack" which involves anthropomorphic wasabi, salmon egg sushi, crab sushi, tuna sushi, and octopus sushi with superpowers. Their evil nemeses include a catfish, an electric unagi, and a mochi who can freeze her enemies.
Call me old-fashioned, but I miss the Super Friends.
Friends, dust off your martini glasses, light up your Lucky Strike, and put the Esquivel on the CD player. Mad Men, season 3, is returning to AMC!
If you have to be somewhere else on Sunday at 10:00 p.m., make sure you set your DVR.
In the meantime, go play amongst yourselves below the fold:
Continue reading It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.
Katy Perry should just retire now, and let these guys take over for her.
