
For most clubs, a baseball season moves slow and easy, usually with minimal dramatics. Not the Atlanta Braves', whose season resembles the
Batman ride at Six Flags. Take the past week, for example.
Monday (May 18): Braves lose 5-1 to lowly Rockies and pitcher Jason Marquis, who entered game with an 11.45 ERA against his former club. Paid attendance of 15,364 is lowest ever at Turner Field.
Tuesday (May 19): Manager Bobby Cox throws names in his cap and draws them to set lineup. Not really, but that's what it seemed like in a major shuffle. Braves win 8-1. Team learns that Tom Glavine
adopted a newborn son, the fifth -- and final, he vows -- young'un in the household. And that John
Smoltz remarried Saturday. (Yeah, Smoltzie is an ex-Brave, but he is not forgotten.)
Wednesday (May 20): On your blogger's birthday, Braves pound Rockies 12-4 but lose utilityman Omar Infante for an extended period with a fractured pinkie finger. Another lineup juggling works as Martin Prado serves as the unlikeliest clean-up hitter since the DH was created. (He goes 2-for-4.)
Thursday (May 21): On your blogger's hangover day, phenom pitcher Kris Medlen -- called up from the Gwinnett Braves, where he was unbeaten with a sub-1.00 earned-run average -- can't find the plate with a homing device against the Rockies. He allows five runs and five walks in barely over three innings in a 9-0 defeat. Stop me if you've heard this before: Chipper Jones gets hurt. Right big toe, this time. A hundred or so miles away in Augusta,
Smoltz hurls three effective innings for the Red Sox' Class A team. It is too dark afterward to get in a round at Augusta National.
Friday (May 22): Pitcher Kenshin Kawakami, the Japanese import who had struggled, drops jaws with a 1-0 win over Toronto, the American League's highest achiever to date. C. Jones sits. Cox says it's for a day or two. Yeah, right.
Saturday (May 23): Ace Derek Lowe beats the Blue Jays 4-3 as Yunel Escobar (strained hip flexor) joins C. Jones on the bench, forcing the utterly anonymous Diory Hernendez into the lineup. Up I-85 in Gwinnett County,
Glavine's first rehab assignment is shaky as he allows three runs and five hits in three innings.
Sunday (May 24): C. Jones sits again -- until the seventh inning, when his bases-loaded pinch-hit single fuels a 10-2 win and a sweep of Toronto. "It's the at-bat of the game," he assesses modestly. In a golf promotion on the field before the game, Kawakami aims for a pin 110 yards from his ball and blasts it into the centerfield bleachers. If this were Wrigley, the ball retriever would have thrown it back onth the field.
Holiday bonus day, Monday (May 25): Braves hammered 8-2 by Giants. Brian McCann goes 3-for-3, raising his average to .431 since returning from the disabled list. Jordan Schafer's strikeout with the bases loaded is his 48th in the latest 38 games. Jeff Franceour, resorting to his bad habits of a year ago, whiffs twice with runners in scoring position. C. Jones sits -- next to Escobar.
When the smoke cleared, the Braves were 23-21, a game and a half out of first place. Tonight, in San Fran: the shaky Medlen against the Giants' magnificent Tim Lincecum. Crank up the roller-coaster.