Just received this clever email from Campaigns and Elections and this should be distributed to every candidate when they go pay their qualifying fees:
Want to lose your next election?
Here are some helpful hints:
1 – Don’t listen to campaign experts.
2 – Make sure you don’t go to a campaign school that has taught over 10,000 candidates.
3 – Communicate ineffectively with your constituents.
4 – Remember not to waste your time fundraising.
5 – Do what you’ve always done and hope it works.
With 55 days left in this election season, some candidates are following these hints very well.
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